I saw this warning sign today by creek near my office. I know what the sign is trying to warn people against, but the drawings struck me as a little weird. I tweeted the photo out with my interpretation of two of the drawings, and then got some more hilarious interpretations. I have listed them below. Submit a comment with your interpretation if you can do better.
Water warning sign
1. Person standing above water drinking from glass:
Me: Humans, no standing on top of water.
@Ilovebraaains: No standing on top of bacon
@marginfades: and yet, no admonition for walking on water.
2. Person leaning over water with huge water droplets.
@MGhydro: No crying in the water.
@MGhydro: No crying over bacon! Unless they’re tears of joy!
@fMRI_guy: Caution: Windy. While you are washing your face, your towel may just fly away & you’ll be naked
3. Person swimming
@Swansontea: No punching water while in the prone position
4. Person washing car
@MGhydro: No throwing dog poop over cars.
@fMRI_guy: Don’t use your car as a barrier in a snowball fight. That’s just rude.
5. Dog running above water
Me: Dogs, no swimming on top of the water
6. Hand above water with bottle and banana peel (why is it always a banana peel?)
@MGhydro: No picking up trash from the water.
@fMRI_guy: Also, don’t pick up bottle messages.
Me: No sending messages in bottles
@lockwooddewitt: Garbage and bacon: Gotta keep’em separated