At the National’s games, in the middle of the fourth inning, the Presidents race. Evidently, poor Teddy Roosevelt has only won few times. At today’s game against the Minnesota Twins, Teddy had an early lead, breaking far away from the rest of the pack. Then he got attacked by a giant 17 year cicada. Seriously, he did. Poor guy was left on the ground while the rest raced by him. Then George Washington won. I think George Washington won. At that point I was too confused by the fact that Teddy got attacked by a cicada. I thought cicadas were harmless but noisy insects. Evidently they can be vicious. On a side note, I am beginning to wonder if the President’s race might be fixed.